
Before I dive head first into the shit storm that the Philadelphia Eagles have become, I’d like to give you a background of my previous opinions of each QB.
Kevin Kolb- I’ve never been a Kolb fan. I watched him very closely in training camp over the past few years and never came away impressed. He always held onto the ball for frustratingly long periods of time and would get sacked. He didn’t seem to be developing. In fact, I was one of many who had serious questions about why Kolb was drafted so high. I have a theory now as to why. Ever heard of the Lewin Career Forecast? Neither had I until around 2 years ago. A man named David Lewin wanted to predict what college QBs would succeed in the NFL so he did a regression analysis and tried to find common statistical threads that all good NFL QBs shared. What he found was this: assuming the player has the Physical tools needed to succeed at an NFL level (this clause eliminates the Ty Detmers and Timmy Changs of the world) the two numbers most indicative of a QB's future success are his completion percentages and the number of games he started in college. Kevin Kolb is a Lewin Forecast dream. While this system is certainly imperfect and needs more development, my guess is that the Eagles (who are one of the teams at the football sabermetrics forefront) caught wind of this theory early on and took a shot in the dark with it. It's okay guys, my fourth grade science fair project didn't go too well either.
Mike Vick- While I have serious doubts about Vick’s ability to lead a team to football’s ultimate goal, I’ve always been in awe of his game. I have a soft spot for QBs who can run which is why I like watching Navy football and will watch Denard Robinson every Saturday even though I don’t really like college football. I have a Vick Falcons jersey (the white one from his rookie year). I’m mesmerized by the types of physicals gifts that I can’t come close to replicating, which is the same reason I love Stromile Swift even though he sucks. Also, it should go without saying that, as a future puppy owner, I was appalled by the dog fighting incident. I won’t forget what Vick did to those poor pooches, but I have forgiven him. Now, to the meaty part.
Even as this insanity started to brew and we all began to anticipate a QB controversy, I was against anyone but Kevin Kolb starting for this team. For the purposes of giving you a subjective and logical perspective on this issue, I decided to throw out everything I had previously believed, take a step back and start from scratch. Here is what my thoughts are:
Why Kolb Should be Starting
Return on Investment
The Eagles invested a high second round pick in Kolb four years ago. Not only that, but they signed him to a 2 year extension that runs through next season (assuming that football is played next year which I doubt) with a $10 million signing bonus attached to it. This kind of investment is not something you give up on after 10 passes. You can’t draw conclusions about anything in such a short amount of time. Would you leave a movie after a shitty first 10 minutes? No. You have $11 invested in it and you’re going to give it a chance. The Eagles have $12 million and a high pick invested in Kolb. They should see what they have.
Winning Now vs. Winning the Big One
Vick has never had a completion % above 56% even in college. That isn’t how you win in today’s NFL. Even if Vick is better right now, he’s not going to take you to a Super Bowl. He’s far to mistake prone and sackable. That’s right, sackable. Vick has been sacked 9 times already this season in just about 60 dropbacks. That’s a sack every 6 passes and that is BAD. He’s been sacked like this throughout his entire career. Barring some sort of freak maturation and development that occurred when Vick was in jail, Vick is not a championship QB.
Vick’s age
Vick is 30 years old. NFL QBs begin to see a dip in play at age 32. The average Eagles player age is 26. By the time the rest of the Eagles reach the apex level of their performance (between ages 28 and 30) Vick will already be 2 years into his physical decline. Also, keep in mind that Vick’s most valuable attributes, speed and arm strength, are not the kind of skills that age well. He doesn’t possess attributes that persevere despite advanced age like some 6’6” QB who’s velocity is generated naturally by a huge frame nor is he surgically accurate nor particularly savvy (a nice way of me saying “smart”). By the time the rest of the Eagles are ready to seriously compete, Vick will be an NFL geriatric.
Why Vick should start
You’re going to find that several of these are not related to things that occur on the field. That’s a big time red flag.
Kolb Sucks
We don’t see Kevin Kolb every day at practice. It is possible he sucks and the Eagles know it. They want Vick to make us forget all that has been done to prepare for the Kevin Kolb era so the failed experiment is a relative afterthought.
The Locker Room theory
Vick has always had the undying loyalty of his teammates, wherever he has gone. I anticipate that the same is true here in Philly. It is possible Reid is giving Vick the go ahead because he would otherwise lose the locker room. When coaches lose control of the locker room things can get VERY ugly. Reid could just be looking for Vick to stumble so he can justify putting Kolb back in. Since the Eagles weren’t likely to compete for a Super Bowl this year anyway, Reid can afford to do this.
Fat Guys Theory
The offensive line has been…well….offensive. Jason Peters has shown almost as much apathy as Stacy Andrew did before he was traded but is far too talented to cut (they also traded a first round pick for him). This combined with injuries and the lack of continuity that comes from injuries (studies show a direct relationship between O-line success and the amount of time they play together) have made the line a liability. Kolb may get slaughtered a la David Carr and develop bad habits as a result of self defense. Andy Reid could be protecting him from that by starting Vick.
Attention Whore Theory
People have accused the Eagles of being…um….sensitive to the fact that the Phillies have become the darlings of Philadelphia. The conspiracy theorists were up in arms when Donovan McNabb was traded just before opening day of the baseball season, upstaging Roy Halladay’s debut. One could argue that orders to play Vick were sent down from Jeffery Lurie on high in order to keep the team on the back page of the Daily News.
Other things that are interesting about the situation:
Is Donovan glad he was shipped out of the asylum?
Does anyone else find it strange that they told everyone Vick was starting by sending out a text message to the media? I met the PR guy for the Eagles and he didn’t seem THAT dumb.


